SO I HAVE SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT ELEANOR.
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS. LARRY STYLINSON. I JUST HAD TO GET THIS OUT OF MY CHEST. ROBERT DOWNEY JR GIFS! (Because gifs make life beautiful, don’t they?)
I’M NOT HATING THOUGH.
So, she works, right? Right.
She is in uni as well, right? Right.
1. Even if she works at Hollister, can you all tell me how the fuck does she afford going to all those trips?
"Probably Louis pays it for herrrrrrrr", yelled at me this Eleanor fanatic while throwing at me her shoe.
"Management pays her", I whisper to myself.
Okay, I understand. But that leads me to another question,
2. University is hard, come on, let’s face it. I’m in uni and I have assignments and stuff to do. I don’t go to uni one week and I’m completely lost. How the fuck can she go like 48573957348 days overseas or just to another place to see Lou? Like, seriously. I’d love to know how the heck does she do that because that’s like wow, teach me master sort of thing.
3. I’ve read somewhere that El is Harry’s friend, right? And he introduced her to Louis. How the heck don’t they talk to each other and such.
"Of course they do!", says another Eleanor fanatic.
"BECAUSE THAT’S A LIEEEEEEEEEEEE", I say to myself once again.
4. Why the heck are there some people who idolatrize Eleanor? She is beautiful, I’m not saying she isn’t, because she is. But I mean, I find it normal that people love what Danielle does because she is a dancer and, hey, if you’ve ever danced, or you know someone who dances, you’ll know that it’s really hard to get where she is now so props to Danielle because she’s great. But, Eleanor?
What has she done apart from being Lou’s girlfriend? Just because you support their relationship, doesn’t mean you have to make Eleanor some kind of goddess. I think I’ve done pretty more things than Eleanor and I don’t see people making blogs about me, to be honest. All we know is that she is a normal teenager and she is a party girl and that’s it, sooooo? Come on, if that’s a hero to you, I don’t know what Gandhi is.
And that’s it